Cards, Postcards and Flyers can be customized with your own messages and images on the inside (for cards) or on the back (for flyers and postcards). Just click through to the product page and select "Customize It".
Internet Explorer users and some Mobile Device users may have problems when creating products. Find out how to fix that in the Pulp-O-Mizer User's Guide.
T-Shirts and hoodies are printed by a separate vendor. They use their own shopping cart, so orders for shirts can't be combined with orders for the other products.
They'll be billed and shipped only with other shirts and hoodies.
When you purchase your custom pulp magazine cover on a printed product, the reliable Pulp-O-Mizer cranks it up to high gear and - after a few seconds of groaning and sputtering - it spits out a high resolution image at (or even over) 300 pixels to the inch.
The image is immediately transmitted across the sub aetheric waves, and, well! That's when things really get interesting.
We entrust your orders to well trained, electrically motivated henchmen and henchwomen. When your order arrives at our hidden facility these henchpersons burst into action: the presses fly, the hamster wheels spin, the Interociter... well... we think it interocirates, sort of, and when all's done a high quality Pulp-O-Mized product flies out of its mysterious mechanism and is swept up, before it can escape, by the unflinching claws of our own patented Ship-O-Matic.
But even now, the adventure has barely begun!
Experienced, heroic* professionals who are all too familiar with the perils and pitfalls of deliveries stand ready to take your new Pulp-O-Mized product from our laboratory directly to your home address, in almost every nation on the Earth.
These no-nonsense couriers are ready for anything!**
So by entrusting us with your order for a custom Pulp-O-Mized product you are setting into motion a complex and sometimes deadly chain of events that is made possibly only by the experience, training, and dedication of an entire crowd of professionals.
We salute them!
* Heroism is assumed, but not guaranteed.
** Except for Mrs. Cake.